Take a good hard look at Me, and now take a good hard look at yourself. There is no way that someone like Me would ever fuck someone like you. I indeed would never fuck you, because most of the sexual partners that I do have are women, and I am picky about what men I do fool around with if any at all. You don't have a chance with Me. There are many reasons that you are entirely unfuckable. One of them is the fact that you reek of desperation! You have spent so much time desperately humping your hand while watching increasingly shameful porn. So we are going to start training you into possibly being fuckable one day. You are no longer going to be allowed to view any porn besides Mine. You and your orgasms need to be under My complete control if you are ever going to have any chance at redemption from your loser life. Let's turn your desperation into obedience. You will answer to Me from here on out, rather than your penis. I have better things for you to do than beat off.