Honey?? I'm glad you got the tree up like I asked but I wanted to talk to you. You've been better and better about getting things checked off the honey-do list i give you but I've noticed you've been a little distracted lately. I think we both know why it is. I have a lot of things I need you to do, and you have to work - there's a lifestyle i'm accustomed to and you're not living up to it. You want to make me happy right? I also wanted to talk to you about our sex life. You're just not satsifying me. It's .. really.. dissapointing. What you're packing. So - I'm gonna be changing the rules a little in our relationship. I'm not leaving you but I do have a solution. I got you a present. We both know since we're not having sex, you've been jerking off to porn online. So, I have the solution..right here in this bag. Your dirty little habit is disgusting and I'm taking back control. When you're sitting around jerking your tiny little dick you're distracted from doing the things I need you to do to be a good husband.. you could be doing the dishes, but you're jerking off. This is going to change. All you have to do is drop your pants..and let me take control in the relationship. If you get the entire list done, I might let you out...