Tonight is going to be so much fun! Just you, me, and lots of scary movies to watch on the best day of the year. Sounds great, right? Why the grim face? Wanted to go hang out with your friends? Well, you’re stuck with me so we might as well make the best of it. Put on your jammies like I have on and let’s start this night right with one of my fav films. Oh, what is that? Are you... hard from looking at me? Lol. I don’t mind. It’s only natural to get erect when ogling a hot babe like myself. It’s not weird so don’t be embarrassed. In fact, why don’t you take off your pjs. We can’t have sex, obviously. Especially it being the one night of the year when Myers or Voorhees could be lurking for horny boys and girls. Lol. But you can touch it and stroke it for me. I know it’s your first time... so let me teach ya, k? Happy Hornyween!