You and I have been getting closer every time we hang out. Today's Valentine's day and you asked me out again. We had a great time out together. Now we're at your place and I confess that I have feelings for you. One thing leads to another and I end up finding out your miniature down there. I decide to not be so mean since you treat me so nice and not to mention it is Valentine's day so I tease you by telling you that it's huge even though we both know it's not. I can't lie to you forever so end up going back and forth with making fun of you and praising you. You're so confused yet so turned on.