I walk in to find you trying to put your head through the rails on the headboard. I tell you that it is a bad idea, but you keep trying anyway. Alright, you got your head through, haha! So funny, now take your head out. That looks really tight, can you get free? You try but you can't get out so I try to help but it looks like the bars aren't going to move. I should know what to do, I have to admit that I have been in similar positions. I tell you about the time I got my head stuck in the handrail on my friend's staircase. I tell you all of the ways they tried to get me free. We can try this, but I think we might end up needing to call the firefighters to get you out. You will feel humiliated and embarrassed like I did, but what else can we do?