My ✱✱✱✱ friend and I make a bet at a party. I tell her I can make this nerd, sitting in the corner all alone, ✱✱✱ in his pants without us even touching one another. The nerd is you, of course. I come over, make small talk, and eventually tell you all about how I enjoy parties like these. Picking nerds to tease, making them pop ✱✱✱✱✱✱, making them ✱✱✱ in their pants. Then pointing it out to the entire party just to embarrass them. I wonder if that will happen to you?