I've been walking in these heels for hours. Can you see it? The shine on my soles? The way my stockings are ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ to my arches?

They're drenched. Sweaty. ✱✱✱. And you're going to fix that.

I don't care how tired you are. I don't care that you wanted to ✱✱✱ tonight. The only thing you're tasting is the salt on my heels and the dampness between my toes. Consider it your reward for being... somewhat useful.

I've been walking since 6 AM
These heels have been on me
Your ✱✱✱✱✱✱ is the only towel I need

Start at the heel. ✱✱✱✱ your way up. And don't you dare miss a spot - I've been saving this sweat just for you.