I cannot believe you had the audacity to ask me to leave the party to come look at your pathetic dick. Not only would I NEVER fuck you, but I genuinely DON't care about your loser dick and how small it is. The WHOLE town knows how fucking lame you are. It isn't NEWS to us but OKAY, show me what you've got loser. Just promise me you don't cry like the little bitch you are when I don't approve and tell you how I really feel about you!