Tell your wife to lower her expectations for Valentine's Day this year -- you won't be getting her a thing! No gifts, no night, NOTHING!! Instead, you'll be worshiping ME! You don't care anyway, you know you've been getting sick of her. You would sooo much rather spend time looking at me, talking to me, shopping for me. And who could blame you? I'm so much cuter than your wife, we have so much more fun together. And you know I make your dick so much harder than she does!! So this year, you won't be wasting any time, money, or energy on her. Tell her to fuck off! This year, you're all mine for V-Day!!