SaraSativa and I are just hanging out when she lets out a little burp! I laugh at her and tell her that that was barely a burp! She talks back to me and lets out a huge burp and says she can burp "all day"! I'm like "oh yeah?" and she offers a bet! Whoever can burp the most in 5 minutes wins and the loser has to take off their top and the winner burps in the losers face! 

I... did not know what I was getting myself into. Sara crushes me.