I'm your ex-girlfriend, and I'm a little upset you didn't invite me to your engagement party. You didn't even tell me you had a fiance! It's okay, though. I'm sure you didn't do it on purpose. I mean, I don't know what you wouldn't tell me. I'm happy for you! But I'm a little confused. I looked up your fiance and she seems a bit ... vanilla. I mean, there's no way you've told her about your foot fetish, right? She definitely wouldn't be into it. That must really suck, being engaged with someone you can't connect with on a sexual level. That's so different from us. We really connected sexually, don't you think?