I'm so excited to finally fuck you. I tease you with my ass, dreamily talking about how big your cock is going to be. I climb on top of you, ready to enjoy your thick shaft... before realising your cock is TINY. I try my best to ride it, but it looks even smaller next to my ass. Frustrated, I call up your friend and get HIM to fuck me instead. I ride his big cock while reminding you how worthless small dick losers are, until your friend cums in my pussy.