We met in a bar and you took me home....but after we get there, I have a confession to make. Usually I don't tell people, but we've had such a good time, I don't want to keep it a secret: your wife hired me to seduce you to see if you would cheat on her. She already thinks you're a cheater, so why no go ahead with what we already planned to do? And if you don't want me to tell her, I can keep it our dirty little secret.