You arrive for your first consultation at a new gym. You walk up to the desk to see a familiar and attractive girl manning reception. You realize with surprise that she is your ex-girlfriend from a few years back. Wow she looks incredible! You are shocked to see how fit she has gotten, her sexiness and confident attitude begins to intimidate you. She doesn't hesitate to point out that you look just the same, if not worse, than when she saw you last. You start to panic, hoping you don’t humiliate yourself too much during the fitness assessment. You perform horribly on the assessment, completely embarrassing yourself. It is very apparent how weak and lazy you are. You pathetically struggle through push-ups, bicep curls, skipping, and more. Your ex starts to laugh at the fact that even though she is petite, she can easily outperform you in all of the assessment exercises. She criticizes your form and undesirable physique, and starts to brag about her fitness progress the past few years. She demos some of the exercises, flexing her muscles and showing off her hot body, all while peppering you with belittling comments. You ex wants to get bigger and stronger, so she can humiliate you even further. Imagine if she could lift 2x more than you! Ha! You watch as she shows off her chiseled calves and shapely ass, knowing you'll never get a girl as hot and strong as she is. She talks about how inspiring the real men at the gym are, with their powerful legs and sculpted shoulders. You may never get a hot girlfriend like her again, nor ever be as fit as she is, but at least you’re in the gym, and that’s a step in the right direction. Good luck, loser.