Oh, you’re here? Good. Get ready to GOON and hate watch as I completely destroy these Twinkies and shaving cream—and it’s not just for fun. You know I don’t let anything go to waste, especially when it comes to my little playthings. I’ll crush them beneath my heels, smear the foam all over, and make a delicious mess, just for you. You’ll watch as I take control, destroying everything in my path with a grin. But here’s the catch—you’ll clean it all up when I’m done. After all, you exist to serve, don’t you? So enjoy the show, but know your place: you’re here to watch, and then you’ll clean up every single mess I leave behind.
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