It’s Mermaid breeding season, and I desperately need human sperm to breed. I've set my sights on you, my unsuspecting prey. Come closer, let me lure you in with my irresistible kiss... feel my siren scales shimmering against your skin as I embrace you. You can't resist my voice, my curves, and my mystical allure. Come into the water with me. Feel me pulling you under. It’s a pity your fragile human lungs can't withstand the pressure of the deep, even as I give you the most incredible pleasure of your, short little human life. I wonder how long you’ll hold your breath as I milk your sperm.