My brand new loser funded suede boots arrived today. I knew a little boot addict like you wouldn't be able to wait to get on your knees and worship them. I'll describe to you how lovely and luscious the suede feels against my skin. It even sounds delicious when I rub the suede. It's your lucky day, worshiping my gorgeous legs and new boots. Now make sure to keep sending so I can add to my boot collection you boot addict.