Now that I'm officially over 200 ✱✱✱✱✱✱, it's time to see if these tiny denim shorts still fit! I start out modeling my light grey CK thong - displaying the prominent stretch marks on my ✱✱✱✱✱✱ and belly - ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ my ✱✱✱✱✱ up and down my curves... and of course, turning around to show you my ✱✱✱ thick ✱✱✱. The little thong ✱✱✱✱✱✱ conceals my dark thick bush! Anyway, the first pair of shorts are A&F ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱, and as I lean down to wiggle them up my ✱✱✱✱ you can see I'm completely ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱! I hoist myself into them, jiggling and wiggling until they're FINALLY up over my huge ✱✱✱✱... but now they won't even ✱✱✱✱✱✱. Damn, lmao. Next up is a pair of black shorts that just refused to take on my wide hips. I tried everything, but they just wouldn't budge! The last pair is the ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ of the three - I really had hope that they'd ✱✱✱✱✱✱, but despite my best continued efforts, they absolutely wouldn't. At least they gave me a fun subtle cameltoe. Oh well! I can't believe I used to fit in these!