We have to talk about this - Mummy has noticed that her panties seem to keep going missing from the laundry basket. We need to get this out of your system once and for all, so Mummy is going to tell you what to do. Start by taking your clothes off, there's no need to be embarrassed - Mummy has seen everything before. Ok, now you need to do exactly as I say, follow my hand darling and stroke for me.