I noticed you staring at my legs at the beach yesterday. Did it make you hard because you think they're so gorgeous, or because you were imagining what's between them? Is THIS what you were imagining? I graphically describe what I know you were imagining, including sex and pussy eating. When you finally admit that I'm right, I instruct you to masturbate while thinking about me. If you do, I'll be able to tell - and I'll give you a special reward.

You, my roommate, walk in on me and my boyfriend about to have sex. I think you did this on purpose - I know you hear me moaning through the walls at night and imagine it was you pleasuring me. Just this once, I'll let you stay and watch, and later when I hear you moaning through the walls, I'll know it's the memory of this that's making you cum. Just remember ... guys like you have no chance with me. Guys like you can only watch and pretend.

It's a few months later. I've broken up with my boyfriend, and I'm looking for a guy with a bigger dick. You spot a guy with an ENORMOUS cock in the locker room at the gym, and decide to bring him home for me to play with. As a reward, I let you watch us fuck. First I order you to make his cock hard, then I laugh about how his giant cock makes yours look even smaller. I let him fuck me while you watch, staring into your eyes and insulting you, reminding you that guys like you could never have a girl like me. Afterwards, I allow you to clean his cum out of my pussy, then order you to clean him up as well. Now, why don't you go look up penis enhancements on the internet while I keep playing with my new toy? Bye, loser!

I walk in on your girlfriend, my best friend, sucking your cock. Instead of leaving, I decide to stay and watch. I've noticed how you stare at me and I know you like me. You wish you were pushing your dick past MY lips right now, don't you? That's never going to happen ... but I'm going to stay here and tease you, and when I finally let you cum in her mouth, you're going to be thinking about me.

Your girlfriend is riding your cock, and your dream girl is beside you watching. You wish it were me fucking you right now, don't you? I tease you and tell you all the things I know you wish you could do to me, then I roll over onto my back so your girlfriend can rub my pussy until I cum. You wish it were your fingers on me right now, don't you? Don't you wish that you had just made me cum, and now it was your turn? You're going to cum inside your girlfriend's pussy right now, just because I told you to. CUM. Now ... go away. I want to play with your girlfriend some more.

I'm having a pool party and you, my ex, decided to show up with your new girlfriend. I lure you into private to remind you about my last party, when we did a lot more than just chat. Do you remember? Do you want me to do it again? LOL too bad ... your loss.

Hey, babe! Or I guess I should say ... ex-babe? I saw you walking down the street holding hands with another girl. There's no way you could've moved on already - it's only been one week since I dumped your ass! The only possible explanation I can think of is that you've forgotten what it looks like to fuck me. So let me use my new boyfriend to jog your memory. Once you've remembered how out of your league I was, you'll go back to being miserable, and start accepting that you're going to die alone - after all, there is no way you could be happy with another woman when you know you could've had THIS.