I just downed a ✱✱✱ protein shake and chased it with a Diet ✱✱✱✱… and they are not getting along in my stomach.

I’m finishing some ✱✱✱✱ on my computer, so you get to sit there and watch (and listen) while I let all that gas out. Expect loud, ✱✱✱✱ burps — and yes, I go ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ for some of them too.

Enjoy the rumble.