I contemplated for a while what to do with this recording from my 28th birthday on MFC, and decided fuck it, release it uncut. I actually got so drunk that I never turned the recording off. This is a drunk as I've ever gotten in my life (as I've never blacked out, and this is the fuzziest recollection I have). First I squirt the candles out of my very BLUE birthday cake (as is tradition), then I just get drunker and drunker as the night wears on, and eventually the cake is on my head, and you know... I have a bit of a wet and messy fetish, so I end up masturbating and getting cake and more squirt everywhere... heehee.
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