I tie you off, then tell you to sit there and relax for a while. I tease you with the other balloons. How do you think it would feel to have my nails dug deep into the balloon? How do you think it would feel to burst at the seams? You do know what happens to my balloons, right? That's right! They... all... get... popped! I pop all of the remaining balloons while teasing you. I sit pop some, dig my nails into some, and stomp on others until there is one balloon remaining.... and that balloon is you! How should I pop you? I love how stretched out your neck is. It's too bad that you are my favorite color. Should I nail pop you? Well, I think we need to make this as painful as possible. I sit on you. There, now you are right underneath me, right where you wanted to be. I caress you. You could pop at any second... or I could choose to save you... but you do know that balloons in my house don't last. Look at all of these other balloons that didn't make it. Haha! Should I bounce? POP! Oops! Haha! My number one fan...