"You'll NEVER guess what I did the other day... So, you know how my boyfriend's friend is super annoying and I don't like him? Well, he kept bugging me about how attractive I am or whatever, which totally creeped me out, but then he whipped out his cock and it was HUGE! I really love my boyfriend, and I let him know, but I couldn't keep myself from touching it... and sucking on it... and fucking it... It was like he had me under a spell! I know, big cocks totally turn me into a dumb bitch!"