We have a project due, and unfortunately I got stuck working with a pathetic loser that is you. So you’re going to do this entire project and get me the A that I deserve….but hold on, because now I see that you’re sitting there across from me with a boner??? Really? Is that like a new brand of tic tac’s you’ve got in your crotch? Or is it just your tiny, pathetic little dick? I think it’s just your tiny, pathetic little dick, and all I can do with that thing is laugh at it and make fun of it, because it definitely won’t be getting fucked by any girl, let alone me.