I'm sitting on the floor across from you, legs outstretched, soles of my feet visible. My feet are visibly dirty from being barefoot outside. I ask you if you'd take a look at my butthole, as it's been feeling itchy. I strip off my shorts, leaning back, pulling my legs in so you can see my asshole and pussy. "Can you see anything?" I ask. "Look closer!" I apologize, saying that my feet may be smelly. Also, my pussy might be drippy, as I might be ovulating today or tomorrow! You wave it off and say you don't care, but then i notice, "hey, are you smelling my feet!?" "Why are you smelling my toes, may as well sniff by butthole while you're at it!" Your nose then goes into my butthole! "Oh my gosh," I exclaim, "I was JOKING!" You assure me my butthole looks A-OK, so I pull my shorts back on. Thanks for checking! *Topless nudity only.