There are two types of submissives in this world - the "want to do everything to make themselves better and My life better" type, then ... you. You are a disgrace of a human being. You have no sense of drive in life, all you do is sit on your ass an slob about all day. Sure, you're 'submissive' - you like the thought of submission, and occasionally enacting it, but you're not the sort of submissive anyone would want. You're, and I'm going to take a wild - yet accurate guess here, a virgin, overweight, barely employed loser that doesn't know how to function as a decent member of society. Did I get that right? I know I did. Buck up, sort your mess of a life out.