I told you to get a haircut while you were out today. Of course, you said "no", but I was still shocked when you walked through the door with your hair completely untouched. I don't like when you disobey me. Your "punishment" will be a ✱✱✱✱✱ ✱✱✱✱ shave session. It's not really a punishment when my ✱✱✱ ✱✱✱✱ are brushing against your skin, and my ✱✱✱✱✱ ✱✱✱✱ is grinding on your lap. Perhaps when I finish shaving your ✱✱✱✱, you can "finish" as well!