Today’s sneeze session is the most intense I’ve ever experienced.
Wave after wave of powerful, ✱✱✱✱-to-✱✱✱✱ double sneezes with unmatched intensity. They just keep coming — ✱✱✱✱, loud, and relentless.
By the ✱✱✱ I’m completely ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱: sweating, eyes watering, nose bright red, and totally exhausted. These sneezes are insane.
And the only thing I have to wipe my nose on… is a pair of my ✱✱✱✱✱ shorts.
If you love intense, drawn-out sneeze sessions that leave me ruined, this one’s for you.