I hope you dont mind, but I kind of invited a bunch of my young sexy girlfriends over tonight. You see, I told them about your little dickie, how it is so tiny. Of course they dont believe me, so they are coming over to see it.  I was thinking that since it is so cold outside, that I am going to have you stand outside for about 20 minutes before that come so we can get it nice and SMALL. Haha! It is so cold out that your little dickie is going to shrivel up to nothing! It is probably going to look like a tiny little clit before you come in!