Here's my weekly punishment for being late to ✱✱✱✱ all the time. I have to stand there and spread my ✱✱✱ for all of my coworkers to gawk at. It's so embarrassing! I'm wearing ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ and white satin bikini ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ before I pull them down to my knees and spread it.