HERMIONE CATCHES HARRY (YOU) MASTURBATING TO A PHOTO OF HER! RON HAS GONE TO BED...HE'S NOT A GREAT LOVER ANYWAY.. IT'S NOT CHEATING IF I JUST WATCH AND TELL YOU HOW TO JERK OFF...IS IT? HOW ABOUT IF I SHOW YOU WHAT THE GIRLS OF HOGWARTS DO TO PLEASURE THEMSELVES WHEN THE BOYS ARENT AROUND... OUR MAGICAL WANDS, THE NIMBUS 2000 BROOM STICK AND SORTING HAT REALLY COME IN HANDY AFTER MIDNIGHT.