We're going to play a jerk off instruction game with some UNO cards. Here's the deal: whatever card I flip over, you punch yourself in the balls however many times the number is. If I flip a draw 4, you'll be punching yourself in the balls the sum of all four cards flipped. If I pull I reverse card I will spank myself whatever the last card I pulled for you. You'll be stroking and punching as I say until I get to the last card, UNO which I will give you your cum countdown, and then that final card is what you will punch your balls with right after blowing your load. Got it? Let's play!