You have done nothing but absolutely sweep Me off My feet since I agreed to go on a with you. We have gone on vacation, gone shopping, and to so many fancy restaurants. But it has been months now, and I am starting to think you are not interested in Me since we haven't had sex yet. So I demand that you pull down your pants and show Me why you have been avoiding sex. OH MY GOD! Look at that little dick! This explains everything! Oh, AND you are a virgin? Well, I certainly won't fuck you with a little dicklet like that. It's clear why no woman would want to. But, I am mostly into women anyways. So here, try My dress on, and let's see if this works! Yes! I would definitely be interested in fucking you if you could just look a bit more like a woman... Don't worry, I can teach you! Maybe we can work this out...