I’m so excited about today, aren’t you?! VDay is such a special day to spoil your Goddess, dick her down, and massage her….oh wait, you aren’t my boyfriend, are you? LOL. You’l’l still spoil me, and i’ll spoil you..in ways you don’t expect. You won’t ever be my man, but that won’t stop me from taunting you and rubbing it in your face. Happy Valentine’s, Mr. Hopeless!