You come home from work with your best friend. What are you guys going to do? Watch a scary movie? It's okay if I join, right, babe? We sit down together to watch. I ask your friend to sit down beside me and tell you to sit down in the chair further away. I just want to make sure our guest is comfortable, that's all! I start flirting and teasing your friend while the movie starts. We even start play-fighting right in front of you. Your friend is so funny, babe! Hey, I'm kind of hungry. Why don't you go buy us some pizza? We'll stay here and wait for you. You leave, but when you get to the pizza place, it's closed. You come back to find me and your friend under the covers! OMG, babe! You're back way sooner than I thought! Don't worry, nothing's happening. We just started watching the movie again and it was really scary so he's just ... comforting me! Come sit down, we can keep watching. You sit down on the foot of the bed while we stay under the covers. We start squirming around, rocking back and forth. I keep telling you to watch the movie. Your friend isn't going to watch, he's just going to stay under the covers, he's too scared! You just watch the movie, babe. Don't worry, nothing's happening, he's just ... tickling me! We're totally having sex, but you have no clue. You just keep watching the movie and glancing over at us wiggling under the covers, totally confused! When we're done, I sit down beside you, give you a kiss, and keep watching the movie like nothing happened. I whisper to your friend - he has no idea! LOL!