I know what you've been doing around the office. I could fire you, but I prefer something much more painful. I'm putting that rotten mini carrot between your legs on lock down. As a bonus, I've told all the girls in the office, so don't think we're going to make this easy on you. Does it ache? Is it painful? Good! I am going to make sure you start focusing on what really matters around here: work! Speaking of work, you have a presentation soon. I'm going to push my ass right in your face, rub my perfect breasts, caress my strong legs. Oh, does that make it WORST? Too bad. And just to tighten the noose, I've added a bonus bit of news that will shock you to your core. But guess what, it's what you deserve.