Hello loser. While I love reminding you of your place in this world as much as I can, I couldn't possibly do it every single day. That's why I came up with some easy to remember mind melting loser mantras for you. Don't worry, I'll help you practice. They might be hard to do at first, but I promise they'll help you accept that you're a giant loser. That's all you'll ever be, and that exactly how I want you. Repeat your loser mantras daily...and never forget how big of a loser you are!