Hey! I read to you - it might be sexy, it might not but I do my very best and it's a great story! There are boobs, my bush, and some weird but hopefully charming dancing breaks - also I give you a great Halloween costume idea but only if you listen til the very end. The actual story is exactly 2 hours long. Markers with all the fluff/chatter --- Part 1 > 4:08 / Part 2 > 1:14:45. There is soft *instrumental only* music in the background of the story - it fits perfectly!!!