I have a fun idea: I want you to send your wife a picture of me, then tell her it was an accident. Make up whatever lies you have to -- tell her you have no idea how that picture even got on your phone! Maybe your phone got hacked or something... you never sent that! Of course you're not cheating on her, you've never seen me before in your life! And maybe she'll believe you, but really, it'll be eating her up inside. Deep down, she'll know you're lying. She can't help but think that you're more interested in someone like me, someone younger and prettier with a hotter body. She'll know there's no way she could EVER compete with a Goddess like me! But it's not your fault! Think about her, and look at me. She just doesn't compare to me in any way! I'm just better than her. I turn you on more than she does -- you haven't been interested in her sexually in a long time and you know it. I just understand you more than she does. So go ahead and send that pic, let's have some fun.