I’m the Nurse on charge tonight, and I’ll be taking down ALL of your details. I’d like to begin with your name, address, and DOB. I encourage you to write down your answers so we can keep an eye on your handwriting - it’s just fascinating how it changes during treatment. Now, a few more details - insurance is a pesky thing! Don’t forget you’re entering this clinic of your own free will to help with your jerking addition, and we’ll do anything, and EVERYTHING to help you. We’re here to give you all the care you need, care you might not even realise you need. For us to help you, the more we know about you, the more we can help you. The details may seem innocent to you, but they can mean a wealth of information to us. Let’s get onto your financial information …