I love Valentine's Day, but do you? Or are you totally over it because of the annoying demands and expectations of your wife? This year, I want you to completely forget about her. This year, I'm your valentine! You like me so much more anyway -- we have so much more fun together, I turn you on so much more, and you'd rather jerk your dick for me than fuck her any day!! Go ahead and pump your cock for me while I show off my hot body and talk about how much I love that I have the power to destroy your relationship. You'll let me fuck it all up, just because I want to! It doesn't matter how long you've been together, I always get what I want. You knew your marriage was over the minute you first saw me anyway. I don't want you wasting any time, money, or sexual energy on your stupid bitch wife! Instead, you're going to focus on me! Notice how much harder your dick is for me? I'm going to count down and let you cum, and you'll notice how much better that feels, too. Your wife can't compare to me, so just forget all about her. She doesn't matter anymore!!