The eighteenth video in My new alphabet series: "R" is for Relapse. You're such a hopelessly addicted gooner. You can try to quit, and sure -- sometimes you'll be successful for a little while. But no matter what, you always end up right back here. You'll always relapse and find your hand wrapped around your cock and porn on your screen. You can't stay away. It doesn't matter how bad you want it or how hard you try, you can never truly escape. This is your life. You are a gooner! So you might as well just give in and accept it. Accept your fate as the addicted gooner you are. Let yourself go harder and deeper. Lose control and feed your cock what it wants. Add goonfuel to the burning need inside you. Watch more and more porn, edge over and over. Don't even try to quit, because it's useless. Even if you try, it's just a matter of time before you relapse.