We’ve had fun roleplaying happy marriage all these years. It’s time for you to finally know the truth. I have never loved you–you are a pushover, weak willed, scrawny and are bad at sex. Your flaccid cold dick has never satisfied me. I just can’t be with someone so short, ugly, and stupid anymore. So ... honey, now is the time you should know that I have been having an affair with someone. I’m divorcing you for your step-father.