It's odd that you invited me into your house today, all these years later. Especially since I was your ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ bully ✱✱✱✱ then, haha! The tormenting started out slow, but once I found tighty whitey underwear in your hamper, I really amped it up. Giving you wedgies in front of everyone, making you repeat embarrassing phrases before I would let go of the band of your underwear, totally emasculating you. I guess it's not really a surprise to me that you are STILL wearing them to this day!