I'm going to a party tonight with a very eligible millionaire, while you sit here at home and clean the house. I make sure to show you the perfect seams in my stockings and how my dress doesn't quite cover my perfectly round ass. Will my perfectly-manicured toes wind up in his lap? I'd say don't bother waiting up for me, but I know you won't be able to sleep wondering about where his hands and mouth are. Have fun, loser!