You come to in my operation room, bound and helpless. I explain that I finally caught you--another internet troll to add to my collection. You must feel so powerful when you’re behind the keyboard, insulting other people and hurting them emotionally. But now the tables have turned and you’re not so powerful now, are you? I’ve found a way to stop internet trolls like you from ever doing that to other people again--castration. Yes, castration! It’s very effective at curbing toxic masculinity. After you come back to when this injection wears off, you’ll be free from your little shriveled up testicles and from your toxic masculinity.