I talk on the phone to my male friend... "You are not going to believe this. My doorbell rang, and there was a delivery guy there, and you are not going to believe what he had. He had a ton of balloons! Balloons! Not uninflated balloons in a package, but we are talking inflated balloons, helium balloons, birthday balloons! Yeah! I didn't order these! I told him that he had the wrong address, but he insisted that they were mine! They are really pretty, but I can't just keep them, they are all over my Living room! What should I do? I should pop them? Like how? Yeah, I have popped balloons before, but it was usually by accident. How should I do it?" I continue talking on the phone to my friend as he guides and instructs me on how to pop the balloons. I soon find out that all of this balloon popping is turning him on, and that he has a balloon fetish! We then talk about how we can play and pop balloons together in the near future. Multiple popping methods including: heel pop, stomp pop, sit pop, nail pop