I can't believe you showed up without snacks or any cash to get snacks. I don't know what you expect me to do about it. I'm so hungry.... I guess if you're done with you're homework, we can figure out something to eat. Or... I have a better idea.  I lunge at you and grip you firmly, explaining that my spit can shrink people down. I lick you a few times and you begin to get smaller and smaller till you're more manageable. Pleased, I give you a tour of my now giant body, showing off my belly and talking down to you about how I always wondered what it'd be like to bully you. Suddenly, I have a great idea! Why don't I put you down and toy with you using my feet? I love feeling your tiny body with my socks on! Then I get barefoot and really feel how small you are beneath my toes.  Once I've had my fun with you, I decide it's time to end you with my mouth. I show off my deep, pink throat and warm, wet tongue before lowering you into my mouth for swallowing! Down the hatch you go.