Let's do something fun! I want you to send me a tribute while you're sitting next to your wife. You're going to send me money that you should be spending on her, and she'll have no idea what you're up to!! Her beloved hubby is right beside her, but he's thinking of me instead! It's not my fault you like me so much more than her. I'm just better than her in every way! Go ahead, send to me while you're next to her. She'll never know.